Anonymous said: Seduce me with your wordplay.

tilthedaysgoby:

giraffepoliceforce:

giraffepoliceforce:

Hey there, beautiful. I heard you like wordplay.

It just so happens that I know a little thing or two about wordplay.

Thesaurus dictionary anagram limerick synonym.

Call me.

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Vocabulary.

Let’s keep it at least under R-ratings here, Brogan

#adjective #noun #simile

I want to be rich so that wherever I go I can buy strangers food.

Anonymous said: Seduce me with your wordplay.

giraffepoliceforce:

Hey there, beautiful. I heard you like wordplay.

It just so happens that I know a little thing or two about wordplay.

Thesaurus dictionary anagram limerick synonym.

Call me.

Vocabulary.

Anonymous said: Seduce me with your wordplay.

Hey there, beautiful. I heard you like wordplay.

It just so happens that I know a little thing or two about wordplay.

Thesaurus dictionary anagram limerick synonym.

Call me.

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

unmarvel:

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'Merica.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

cl-a-cl-cl-y:

giraffepoliceforce:

preceptuponprecept:

So a woman’s clothes aren’t to blame for triggering man’s thoughts and actions but somehow my opinions and words ARE to blame for triggering someone’s bursts of outrage or self destructive behavior? To believe both is a double standard. #accountability

OH MY GOD.

SHUT UP.

YOU’RE SO STUPID.

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"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

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metaphoricalghost:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

#notallbaldmen

preceptuponprecept:

So a woman’s clothes aren’t to blame for triggering man’s thoughts and actions but somehow my opinions and words ARE to blame for triggering someone’s bursts of outrage or self destructive behavior? To believe both is a double standard. #accountability

OH MY GOD.

SHUT UP.

YOU’RE SO STUPID.

shieldsharksmile:

I don’t know how to not enjoy this picture.

shieldsharksmile:

I don’t know how to not enjoy this picture.

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unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

This post is seriously bullshit.
Who fucking cares if it doesn’t look great? She’s a kid. She’s learning. She’ll get better.
This girl did her makeup. She was proud of it. She took a picture. And then 30,000 people turned it into a punchline. This girl had to delete her Instagram account because of all the hate she got from this post. You took her moment of confidence and utterly destroyed it.
How long do you think it’ll be before she feels confident taking another selfie? Or telling herself she’s beautiful?
Fuck you guys.

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

This post is seriously bullshit.

Who fucking cares if it doesn’t look great? She’s a kid. She’s learning. She’ll get better.

This girl did her makeup. She was proud of it. She took a picture. And then 30,000 people turned it into a punchline. This girl had to delete her Instagram account because of all the hate she got from this post. You took her moment of confidence and utterly destroyed it.

How long do you think it’ll be before she feels confident taking another selfie? Or telling herself she’s beautiful?

Fuck you guys.

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