#ooooooohhohohohhhohhhhh#see coming from the land of corn and being a major corn lover myself#Candy corns never even looked a little bit like corn kernels#but when you stack then like that#oh ho ho ho hoooooooo (x)

#ooooooohhohohohhhohhhhh#see coming from the land of corn and being a major corn lover myself#Candy corns never even looked a little bit like corn kernels#but when you stack then like that#oh ho ho ho hoooooooo (x)

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HELLCOW WAS MENTIONED IN TONIGHT’S EPISODE OF AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

THIS COW IS NOW A CHARACTER IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

HELLCOW WAS MENTIONED IN TONIGHT’S EPISODE OF AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

THIS COW IS NOW A CHARACTER IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

lameboob:

benfreak:

lameboob:

how do you get Dick from Richard

richard -> rick -> dick

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this still makes me angry how do you get rick from Richard

hedwig-dordt:

jadelyn:

nonbinaryanders:

shiraglassman:

disaster-superhero-sluts:

Can we please take a moment to talk about this man? He is not what you would look and say “He is a superhero.” He also doesn’t have any type of superpower, he don’t fly, or have super strength, or has the mutant gene. But he had a choice to do between what was right or wrong, and even though he knew if he didn’t do as Rumlow was asking Rumlow would kill him and just do it, he preferred not to do and die. Because he wanted to do what was the right thing to do.

Okay here’s the super important thing about this guy. He has some incredibly distinct Jewish features. Obviously this doesn’t mean that the actor or the character is Jewish, but it means that when I first saw him, as a Jewish person myself, he reminded me of many boys I went to synagogue with, and my JCC’s summer camp, and so on. [EDIT: The actor is Jewish. It’s confirmed on IMDB. Also his name is Aaron Himelstein.]

I don’t think casting this man was an accident. Because HYDRA are NAZIS. No matter how far they come from that time, they’re still Nazis. And here we have this one man, possibly Jewish, who takes the only stand he can against Rumlow. He choses to die to protect the world against HYDRA, and I truly believe his decision is what turned the tide for the rest of the SHIELD agents to oppose the STRIKE team. It’s so powerful to have this be a person, a person whose family was most likely directly attacked by HYDRA, a person who is fully comprehending the price he’ll pay and what it means, be a hero. I love him so much. I have a lot of feelings about this man.

I noticed this in the theater and found it meaningful at the time. It makes me feel so good to know that it wasn’t just me.

I WROTE A FANFIC ABOUT THIS GUY IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEEING THE MOVIE.

I also loved that he’s visibly scared. Like he’s not some badass going “no, fuck you, asshole” in response. He stammers and has to struggle to get the words out. But he makes his stand anyway.

bravery is not about being unafraid. Bravery is being afraid and doing it anyway.

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

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rickyvela:

giraffepoliceforce:

Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.

Who gives a shit

You know those people? Those lovely humans who have had to put up with their relationships not being recognized as legitimate by their own government even though they pay taxes and watch PBS and all that? Well a bunch of them are allowed to get married now, and I’m going to go out on a limb now and say that they very much give a shit. You homophobic goober.

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

That’s sort of the point.

(Source: karuamilk)

ellakrystina:

webbgirl34:

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.
She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.
She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.
After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

I wrote about a bit of this in that essay on genocidal rape and historical and legislative avoidance of the matter. The one that got the award. These kinds of experiences were typical of the women in the concentration camps, but this is exactly the kind of thing that has been hidden from history because they are not seen as the ‘typical’ experience… which means that it is is not the man’s experience. These sort of stories are considered too womeny and too subjective to be safely reported in ‘objective ’ history. It’s fucking bullshit.

ellakrystina:

webbgirl34:

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.

She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.

She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.

After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

I wrote about a bit of this in that essay on genocidal rape and historical and legislative avoidance of the matter. The one that got the award. These kinds of experiences were typical of the women in the concentration camps, but this is exactly the kind of thing that has been hidden from history because they are not seen as the ‘typical’ experience… which means that it is is not the man’s experience. These sort of stories are considered too womeny and too subjective to be safely reported in ‘objective ’ history. It’s fucking bullshit.

(via smashingpumpkinsinthedark)

ragingqueermisandrist:

protarchaeopteryx:

Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.

So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.

That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.

shhh nobody’s supposed to know

That would explain why they’re so kind and non-threatening.

(via neverknewandneverwill)

giraffepoliceforce:

I must say I’m pretty stoked about making it this far in life without accidentally gluing hornets to myself.

(via theillustratedmary)

Guys, imagine someone forwarding your dick pics to your mother, your grandmother, Simon Cowell, and Chef Gordon Ramsay. Don’t leak nudes.

*stifled laughter from everyone who has ever used Tumblr’s video player*

*stifled laughter from everyone who has ever used Tumblr’s video player*

feelingrootless:

DUDES.

GET OVER THE IDEA THAT YOUR AESTHETIC PREFERENCE HAS ANY BEARING ON A GIRL’S DECISIONS REGARDING HER BODY AND APPEARANCE.

"but it does"

NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T.

YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION.

BUT I AM ENTITLED TO CALL IT BULLSHIT AND DYE MY HAIR FUSCHIA.