mars:

Excuse you.

mars:

Excuse you.

itsabigbiguniverse:

giraffepoliceforce:

itsabigbiguniverse:

sometimes i see a post or a comment on a post and i have to scroll back up to check the source because it just sounds so much like something Brogan would say

My plot for mind control/supreme world domination is slowly falling into place…

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itsabigbiguniverse:

sometimes i see a post or a comment on a post and i have to scroll back up to check the source because it just sounds so much like something Brogan would say

My plot for mind control/supreme world domination is slowly falling into place…

mars:

Excuse you.

mars:

Excuse you.

"This is the song I was listening to when I first punched a guy!"

Actual conversation I had at work today.

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

That’s because the path to changing our education system is guarded by an angry legion of middle-aged white dudes who lack critical thinking skills and are upset about their receding hairlines.

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Anonymous asked: Would it be too creepy to ask if/when you're working this week at Pop'nSweets? If so, feel free to pretend this never happened. If not, sup?

Not creepy at all. Come in an say hi to me and I’ll make you delicious floats at reasonable prices.

I’ll be there other times besides this but I’m not positive on when yet, but I’ll for sure be there 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. today and tomorrow and from 9 p.m. to midnight Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

I, Brogan Luke Bouwhuis (aka giraffepoliceforrce) do hereby certify that I know Hannah Skousen, that she is cool, and that seriously why would someone make up knowing someone from Tumblr that just sounds silly.

But seriously. Everything I’ve seen on the internet today has been about marijuana or Jesus and I’m unsure how to approach the situation.

Easter is cool and all but somebody should really tell Jesus’ PR team that zombies aren’t the pop culture fad they once were. #HeIsRisen

420 blaze it*

*My hopes and dreams. Up in flames. Oh God I’m so alone. Drugs are bad.

420 blaze it?

420 blaze it?

giraffepoliceforce:

Easter was basically Christ saying April Fools to death.

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Anonymous asked: i think i may try the lime thing bc ive been trying to find a way to confess my love for someone and im quirky so it kinda fits me perfectly. gah wish me luckk

GOOD LUCK!

(seriously I am rooting for you so much and if there happens to be video footage I will love you forever)

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