jenorcaa:

Hey don’t comment on gals’ pictures “ur ugly” or other sarcastic things even if you’re joking

I swear on the bible and every comic ever written by Mark Millar if I see you comment on a photo that someone looks ugly I will become your best friend. I will treat you as kindly as I possibly can and I will love you. We will accompany each other on wild adventures, and after a while we will imagine how we ever lived our lives without this strong of friendship. We’ll live next door to each other with a swimming pool going across both of our backyards and our kids will have regular playdates. And then, just when your life is filled to the brim with happiness, I will use the knowledge I gained in my years of covert friendship reconnaissance to absolutely destroy you.

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via braidsinherhair)


"You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry."

"You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry."

giraffepoliceforce:

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people! Irons don’t iron clothes, people iron clothes! Toasters don’t toast bread, people toast bread! Tools are irrelevant! The power has been inside you this whole time! You just have to believe!

(via itsabigbiguniverse)

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

(via cassluvsyou)

Anonymous said: you post so many selfies

jenorcaa:

Kiddo chill

I spent a large portion of life hating my appearance, let me just post some inconsequential selfies to a blog

Tags: yes good

mumumadness:

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come

It’s called “The War of the Worlds”

Amazing what literacy can do for people.

It’s called “War of the Worlds may feature a nonhuman saviour but it’s still a story about people and the post specifically called for a story in which humans undergo extinction read the goddamn post.”

Amazing what literacy can do for people.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via lunatunarox)

one-handed-muse:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

In fact, all bald men are impotent.

Today in Confusing Quotation Marks.

Today in Confusing Quotation Marks.

The internet is a lot like an elementary school playground. It’s a lot of fun but most of the things there are actively trying to kill you.

Anonymous said: do you have any tips for new bloggers?

thebloggerbloggerfun:

  1. Tag everything
  2. Be wary of triggers
  3. Most people on here are nice it’s okay to message people
  4. Never send anon hate (or any hate really)
  5. If someone’s rude to you, don’t take it personally
  6. It’s okay to unfollow people. If you have to, don’t feel bad about it
  7. If there’s something you don’t want to see, blacklist exists for a reason
  8. The longer you’re on here, the easier it will get to figure it out
  9. Following a minimal amount of blogs doesn’t necessarily make you cooler. 
  10. Remember that it’s your blog and you can post what you want

Anonymous said: Uh...I have a sort of crush thing on you and I'm slightly terrified to tell you directly because I'm a total weenie about these things. Advice?

mandelable:

giraffepoliceforce:

observingkatherine:

giraffepoliceforce:

I mean I’m not going to tell you how to live your life or anything but I would really like to think that I’m the sort of person that people can talk to about things without risk of feeling judged.

Like, whether you have a crush on me or you want to turn into my skin into a lampshade I’d rather we could talk about it and deal with it together than for you have to feel alone and bottle it up inside.

Not saying that I’m going to immediately get down on one knee and propose to you or hand over my flesh to adorn your furniture with. I just think you should know that if you do feel up for talking I’m up for listening.

As someone who has never known how to not make it clear when she has a crush (really, I have references on this topic), I can’t imagine that it’s really any better to not share. In my experience, if the person I’m crushing on doesn’t like it, they tend to act like it and it’s pretty easy for that crush to go away. If they are into me as well, that’s when there’s a possibility that something could happen between us.

What happens most often though, is that they think I’m cool, but don’t really want to date me. Then I am in a position of figuring out if I actually like them as a friend or if it’s all hormones. If it’s the former, our friendship is usually strengthened by the fact that we can be open with each other and score, new good friend! The latter? Well, that one’s not as fun, but finding a new crush can be!

Yes this.

Just chiming in here, as someone who’s never been up for sharing crushes with ANYONE, it really just leads to dating a lot of people you don’t like. If you never tell the person whom you are interested in that you like them, then people are forced to just guess? And the only people who ask you out are those with zero percent fear of rejection, which is why I have a kind of scary dating history that enthralls all audiences for hours at a time.

Anonymous said: Uh...I have a sort of crush thing on you and I'm slightly terrified to tell you directly because I'm a total weenie about these things. Advice?

observingkatherine:

giraffepoliceforce:

I mean I’m not going to tell you how to live your life or anything but I would really like to think that I’m the sort of person that people can talk to about things without risk of feeling judged.

Like, whether you have a crush on me or you want to turn into my skin into a lampshade I’d rather we could talk about it and deal with it together than for you have to feel alone and bottle it up inside.

Not saying that I’m going to immediately get down on one knee and propose to you or hand over my flesh to adorn your furniture with. I just think you should know that if you do feel up for talking I’m up for listening.

As someone who has never known how to not make it clear when she has a crush (really, I have references on this topic), I can’t imagine that it’s really any better to not share. In my experience, if the person I’m crushing on doesn’t like it, they tend to act like it and it’s pretty easy for that crush to go away. If they are into me as well, that’s when there’s a possibility that something could happen between us.

What happens most often though, is that they think I’m cool, but don’t really want to date me. Then I am in a position of figuring out if I actually like them as a friend or if it’s all hormones. If it’s the former, our friendship is usually strengthened by the fact that we can be open with each other and score, new good friend! The latter? Well, that one’s not as fun, but finding a new crush can be!

Yes this.

neverknewandneverwill:

giraffepoliceforce:

What’s with this six selfies of 2014 bullshit? Don’t do that. I still have five months to suddenly become attractive. I still have five months. Five months…

SURE IT WASNT YOU DWEEB.

I POSTED IT FROM MOBILE I HAD THREE TAGGED POSTS I HADN’T SEEN YET I’M SORRY.