Everyone should be able to get to hang out with giraffepoliceforce and his roommates until 4 in the morning. It’s quite fun. And silly.
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
Anonymous said: some people are abit hurt by them changing to a black captain america you font have to be a jerk about it. imagibe if somebody took a character from your race and made him white you would be upset to.
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
They literally turned Thor into an alien superhero.
Imagine if someone made a comic where Jesus Christ was actually an alien superhero who had just gone home for a bit bUT GUESS WHAT NOW HE’S RETURNED TO EARTH TO FIGHT CRIME.
Imagine the uproar. Imagine the protests. Imagine the scathing comments made by Fox News.
Marvel’s Thor is not true to anything more than the most basic tenants of Norse mythology and if you’re honestly using this as an argument you need to go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done.
Someone said I was their soulmate on Twitter thirty minutes ago but then deleted the post before I could retweet it. I’m pretty bummed.
Anonymous said: GOSH DARN IT I WAS IN PROVO LITERALLY FOUR DAYS AGO I AM SO DISAPPOINTED AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A JOKE /sorry for caps I am emotional when there is free German chocolate and I can't have it.
YOU WERE IN PROVO AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN HUG ME???
Okay, so I think most of you know that I work at a candy store. And sometimes we give away candy for free. Normally we give away smaller or less significant candy for free, BUT NOT TODAY.German chocolate. Decent sized German chocolate. Decent sized German chocolate that tastes great. And if you come to my work (Pop’nSweets at 42 E 1230 N in Provo, Utah) today before 7 p.m. you can totally have one for free.
First come first serve, so there is a chance that you might have to fight an old person. Imagine how much fun that will be! Also, I’ll totally hug you if you want. It’ll be great.
Also, I know that most of you don’t live near me and I feel bad that you can’t be involved in this. So reblog this with a candy related joke and I’ll pick five or six of my favourite jokes and mail you candy! Hooray! Everybody wins!
When God closes a door he opens a window. There is always an open entrance into God’s house. God would probably be pretty easy to rob tbh.
White guy: “Racism and sexism are a thing of the past!”
White guy: *immediately proceeds to do something racist and sexist*