schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard-wrangling machine that trims, shaves, edges and hydrates throughout each shave. That’s a real tool, for real beards.

Are you a real man? Prove it. Shave yourself with this monkey wrench. Trim your fingernails with a chainsaw. Style your hair with a cement mixer. Use a jackhammer to blend your breakfast smoothie of protein powder and drywall. Drive a forklift to work. Fall in love with an air compressor and have five beautiful leafblower children. Have an affair with a washing machine. Get divorced. Spend the rest of your life wondering what went wrong. Start shooting up heroine with that nail gun buddy you met at that concert that one time. Lose your house. Go to rehab. Try to reconnect with your family. Your children prefer their mother’s new belt sander fiancé over you. You get a new apartment. Your roommate is a sewing machine.

schickhydro:

The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard-wrangling machine that trims, shaves, edges and hydrates throughout each shave. That’s a real tool, for real beards.

Are you a real man? Prove it. Shave yourself with this monkey wrench. Trim your fingernails with a chainsaw. Style your hair with a cement mixer. Use a jackhammer to blend your breakfast smoothie of protein powder and drywall. Drive a forklift to work. Fall in love with an air compressor and have five beautiful leafblower children. Have an affair with a washing machine. Get divorced. Spend the rest of your life wondering what went wrong. Start shooting up heroine with that nail gun buddy you met at that concert that one time. Lose your house. Go to rehab. Try to reconnect with your family. Your children prefer their mother’s new belt sander fiancé over you. You get a new apartment. Your roommate is a sewing machine.

anotherboywholived:

I’m gonna come out of nowhere and ask you to play make fishingboatproceeds find the thing.

My sister Faye is 12 years old and her and her friends had a week to obsess over The Fault In Our Stars adaption before one of them, Rachel, was diagnosed with bone cancer in her leg. She’d been poorly for awhile but doctors brushed it off as an active imagination; within weeks of finding it it’s spread to her lungs and she’ll be lucky to see in another Christmas.

My sister is now trying to get hold of John Green as a missive from him would mean everything to Rachel at this point. She’s set up a small industry emailing anyone she can find but I know he’s active on here so I though I’d give that a go, as well. I can’t even imagine what she’s going through, hell I can’t even imagine what my sister’s going through, but I know they’d all be struggling a hell of a lot more if there hadn’t been that story. All they want is a chance to say thank you.

Today’s September 16th and Rachel’s getting weaker by the day and spends a lot of her time sleeping, so I don’t know how long we have. All I can do is beg you - please, please help John Green find the thing. 

(via songofsunset)

lemon-badgeress:

giraffepoliceforce:

Finally. I can eat space.

I REQUIRE DETAILS AND OR ORDERING INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY SO THAT I MAY PUT SPACE IN MY GULLET AT ONCE. *________*

Hello friend I am here to help.

lemon-badgeress:

giraffepoliceforce:

Finally. I can eat space.

I REQUIRE DETAILS AND OR ORDERING INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY SO THAT I MAY PUT SPACE IN MY GULLET AT ONCE. *________*

Hello friend I am here to help.

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

(via britzophrenia)

They just released images from the season two premiere of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and

imageEveryone looks so serious.

imageI don’t know what that phone call is about but it’s probably important.

imagePeggy Carter and her lipstick game on her way to kick ass or something.

imageThis guy isn’t having a great day.

BUT THEN.

They had to go and throw this adorable gem in.

imageLest we take ourselves too seriously.

Finally. I can eat space.

Finally. I can eat space.

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

(Source: muutant, via babblerabbit)

Previously unreleased track from Guardians of the Galaxy’s Awesome Mix Vol. 1

I’m really upset they cut this from the movie.

White people: You don’t need a character to be the same race as you to identify with them!

White people: It’s really important that Jesus is white tho.

the-altar:

cerebralzero:

tulasaysyay:

if kinder eggs are illegal in america and guns arent idk something does not seem right here

Wait Kinder Eggs are illegal in the US?

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I live in the US……..

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How did I get this? oh shit someone better call the police. 

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YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME MWAHAHAHAHA

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Are the toys inside illegal as well? Better double call the cops, cause I double don’t give a fuck.

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waaait how do I put this together????

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IT’S A CUTE MOTHAFUCKIN ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Correct.

If you’re caught with Kinder Surprise in the United States you’ll face a $400 fine.

That’s $400 PER EGG.

A business caught selling them could very easily be shut down.

If you’re found dealing Kinder Surprise (because yes, Kinder egg dealers totally exist) you could face jail time.

Don’t worry! There’s an FDA approved Kinder Surprise knockoff!

(it’s terrible and you deserve better)

(via youngbloodofsuburbia)

tilthedaysgoby:

giraffepoliceforce:

i-aint-lost-just-wondering:

actualmermaid:

giraffepoliceforce:

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

I am so sick and tired of people taking personal posts and trying to turn them into a fandom thing.
It’s incredibly disrespectful.
Your show is not more important than the feelings and experiences of an actual human being. Especially something as serious and personal as someone’s experience with being in the closet.
You claim to be so desperate for queer characters yet you’re all pretty eager to throw actual LGBT+ people under the bus the moment an opportunity to engage in your unceremonious fandom wank presents itself.
Don’t say you care about queer representation when you only give two shits about the queer community when it’s in relation to your goddamn show.
#StopFandomHijacking2014

#The amount of times when I was about to reblog something, but the comments were Supernatural
Fuck that shit

This is a post about cards against humanity. Not a personal post. So who the fuck cares if spn joins in.
Go watch the show and then tell me you still don’t want every post to be about supernatural.

Please unfollow me.

#it takes three seconds of looking at the post and five seconds of looking at his blog to see that he’s talking about being closeted in high#that is almost no effort at all#and if you honestly think that isn’t personal#just because it uses a card game to convery a point#you need to pull your head out of your ass
Brogan is just the best person.

tilthedaysgoby:

giraffepoliceforce:

i-aint-lost-just-wondering:

actualmermaid:

giraffepoliceforce:

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

I am so sick and tired of people taking personal posts and trying to turn them into a fandom thing.

It’s incredibly disrespectful.

Your show is not more important than the feelings and experiences of an actual human being. Especially something as serious and personal as someone’s experience with being in the closet.

You claim to be so desperate for queer characters yet you’re all pretty eager to throw actual LGBT+ people under the bus the moment an opportunity to engage in your unceremonious fandom wank presents itself.

Don’t say you care about queer representation when you only give two shits about the queer community when it’s in relation to your goddamn show.

#StopFandomHijacking2014

#The amount of times when I was about to reblog something, but the comments were Supernatural

Fuck that shit

This is a post about cards against humanity. Not a personal post. So who the fuck cares if spn joins in.

Go watch the show and then tell me you still don’t want every post to be about supernatural.

Please unfollow me.

Brogan is just the best person.

observingkatherine:

giraffepoliceforce:

i-aint-lost-just-wondering:

actualmermaid:

giraffepoliceforce:

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

I am so sick and tired of people taking personal posts and trying to turn them into a fandom thing.
It’s incredibly disrespectful.
Your show is not more important than the feelings and experiences of an actual human being. Especially something as serious and personal as someone’s experience with being in the closet.
You claim to be so desperate for queer characters yet you’re all pretty eager to throw actual LGBT+ people under the bus the moment an opportunity to engage in your unceremonious fandom wank presents itself.
Don’t say you care about queer representation when you only give two shits about the queer community when it’s in relation to your goddamn show.
#StopFandomHijacking2014

#The amount of times when I was about to reblog something, but the comments were Supernatural
Fuck that shit

This is a post about cards against humanity. Not a personal post. So who the fuck cares if spn joins in.
Go watch the show and then tell me you still don’t want every post to be about supernatural.

Please unfollow me.

As someone who enjoys Supernatural, I totally have to agree with giraffepoliceforce. Had the SPN fandom chimed in with actual commentary on how the show reinforces some of the horrible things that heteronormativity and homophobia does to American males, I could see the fandom having a leg to stand on, but what is going on here is not a case of that. 
Please learn the difference between referencing something for discussion and hijacking. This is hijacking. 

observingkatherine:

giraffepoliceforce:

i-aint-lost-just-wondering:

actualmermaid:

giraffepoliceforce:

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

I am so sick and tired of people taking personal posts and trying to turn them into a fandom thing.

It’s incredibly disrespectful.

Your show is not more important than the feelings and experiences of an actual human being. Especially something as serious and personal as someone’s experience with being in the closet.

You claim to be so desperate for queer characters yet you’re all pretty eager to throw actual LGBT+ people under the bus the moment an opportunity to engage in your unceremonious fandom wank presents itself.

Don’t say you care about queer representation when you only give two shits about the queer community when it’s in relation to your goddamn show.

#StopFandomHijacking2014

#The amount of times when I was about to reblog something, but the comments were Supernatural

Fuck that shit

This is a post about cards against humanity. Not a personal post. So who the fuck cares if spn joins in.

Go watch the show and then tell me you still don’t want every post to be about supernatural.

Please unfollow me.

As someone who enjoys Supernatural, I totally have to agree with giraffepoliceforce. Had the SPN fandom chimed in with actual commentary on how the show reinforces some of the horrible things that heteronormativity and homophobia does to American males, I could see the fandom having a leg to stand on, but what is going on here is not a case of that. 

Please learn the difference between referencing something for discussion and hijacking. This is hijacking. 

i-aint-lost-just-wondering:

actualmermaid:

giraffepoliceforce:

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

I am so sick and tired of people taking personal posts and trying to turn them into a fandom thing.
It’s incredibly disrespectful.
Your show is not more important than the feelings and experiences of an actual human being. Especially something as serious and personal as someone’s experience with being in the closet.
You claim to be so desperate for queer characters yet you’re all pretty eager to throw actual LGBT+ people under the bus the moment an opportunity to engage in your unceremonious fandom wank presents itself.
Don’t say you care about queer representation when you only give two shits about the queer community when it’s in relation to your goddamn show.
#StopFandomHijacking2014

#The amount of times when I was about to reblog something, but the comments were Supernatural
Fuck that shit

This is a post about cards against humanity. Not a personal post. So who the fuck cares if spn joins in.
Go watch the show and then tell me you still don’t want every post to be about supernatural.

Please unfollow me.

i-aint-lost-just-wondering:

actualmermaid:

giraffepoliceforce:

dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

I am so sick and tired of people taking personal posts and trying to turn them into a fandom thing.

It’s incredibly disrespectful.

Your show is not more important than the feelings and experiences of an actual human being. Especially something as serious and personal as someone’s experience with being in the closet.

You claim to be so desperate for queer characters yet you’re all pretty eager to throw actual LGBT+ people under the bus the moment an opportunity to engage in your unceremonious fandom wank presents itself.

Don’t say you care about queer representation when you only give two shits about the queer community when it’s in relation to your goddamn show.

#StopFandomHijacking2014

#The amount of times when I was about to reblog something, but the comments were Supernatural

Fuck that shit

This is a post about cards against humanity. Not a personal post. So who the fuck cares if spn joins in.

Go watch the show and then tell me you still don’t want every post to be about supernatural.

Please unfollow me.

Fake geek boys? Fake geek dogs? When does it end? #Kony2012

Fake geek boys? Fake geek dogs? When does it end? #Kony2012