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Someone left a copy of Shrek the Third at the checkout stand at Wal-Mart meaning someone actually considered buying Shrek the Third long enough to carry the DVD to the checkout stand.

Comic-Con haul!

Comic-Con haul!

Shout out to BuzzFeed for filling the vacant hole in my being that accompanies staying up late at night, staring into the abyss, and wondering which obscure Muppet I most resemble.

shadedspriter:

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

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Tags: oh my gosh

heymanitried:

giraffepoliceforce:

giraffepoliceforce:

Be the loose change you want to see in the world.

Four people unfollowed me when I posted this and I think that’s beautiful.

don’t try to play this off as a joke you have dishonored your family

Tags: beautiful

giraffepoliceforce:

Be the loose change you want to see in the world.

Four people unfollowed me when I posted this and I think that’s beautiful.

Be the loose change you want to see in the world.

Just met Cyanide & Happiness. No big deal or anything. (it’s a big deal)

Just met Cyanide & Happiness. No big deal or anything. (it’s a big deal)

giraffepoliceforce:

Easter was basically Christ saying April Fools to death.

"When I was a teenager I was a total gangbanger."

— The middle-aged white dude that just walked past me.

broodingsoul:

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

(via welcometojennatown)

I am an adult.

I am an adult.

Tumblr mobile be like.

Tumblr mobile be like.